Book Review: The Pseudonomicon by Phil Hine

Phil Hine’s classic book on Chaos Magic – who knew Cthulhu could prove such fun?

I read this book many moons ago so I re-read it for fun and then again for this review and I had forgotten how good this jolly little text reads.

Let no-one fool you into thinking that this book’s depth comes from the page count – for at 64 pages I consider this ‘teeny’. The value comes from Phil Hine’s description of the mental attitude generated, invoked and lived with by a magician following a Cthulhu mythos.

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The Journey to Llama mountain starts …

…like any journey, with an argument.

 

"What’s that?"

"What?"

"That?"

"This?"

"Yes!"

"That’s my key."

"Key? What’s it the key to?"

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Book Review: Zero Option by Chris Ryan

Ok, so I spot something wrong here. Had I made this the first Chris Ryan novel I read, I would never read another one. And yet this gets 4.5/5 on Amazon. Yet Strikeback, which I thoroughly enjoyed gets 3/5. who can I trust to decide which Chris Ryan novel to read next?

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Problems I had with Zero Option – a first person narrative on this did not help create a dynamic tension between the kidnap and the ongoing missions that the hero takes part in. And I found the final situation so tiresom, easily dealt with and lacking in tension.

I assume that in the 11 years between writing Zero Option and Strikeback that Chris Ryan has improved dramatically as a writer. So I shall try to work backwards through his catalogue and stop when I hit something turgid.

So my recommendation on Zero Option – avoid.

Book Review: Atlas Shrugged

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I do not normally read books as long as this. And this book has well over 1000 pages of small text. I bought it after reading The Fountainhead ([amazon.com][amazon.co.uk]) and then every time I opened Atlas Shrugged I was put off by its length.

Eventually I got around to reading it and the first 500 pages roar along. It reads like a horror novel and a sci-fi novel combined. Every page reveals new depths of horror at the decisions of the controlling stupid majority.

After about 700 pages the book started to slow down. I felt it could have benefited from some editing to remove the expositional chapters and speeches – the book had already achieved the aim of getting the point across through the actions and side conversations – I did not think that the many big speeches were required, the point of the novel felt laboured in places.

Some of the character development doesn’t work and even the heroic characters feel like they lack depth. In some ways it seems like a very long pulp novel (perhaps I enjoyed it because of that).

A motivating book in that I felt horror at the actions in the novel’s world. A warning though, if you relate to the protagonists then you may unfortunately end up more likely to ‘strike’ or quite your current occupation rather than help prop up and continue to propagate an unworkable situation at work.

Are there any companies that do things different enough that Atlas Shrugged will not serve as a metaphor for their organisation? Are there any governments that don’t map on to Atlas Shrugged?

I can see why some people rate the book so highly but it has flaws and you have to read over them to get to the end of the book – I found it worth persevering but I did skim some of the later pages and pages of pontification.

 

Having read the novel there are unfortunately far too many parallels with today’s UK government:

  • Centralised control
  • Targets
  • Windfall Taxes
  • Talk of ‘saving’ small businesses on high streets
  • Favours to friends – BAA expansion despite other systemic solutions
  • Payments for ‘being’ rather than production
  • Quangos
  • Jobs for the boys – despite any previous failures
  • Perks for the boys – MPs expences

And overly many parallels with today’s businesses:

  • Middle management that don’t make decisions
  • Middle management that don’t set concrete goals
  • Recruiters that hire based on title rather than success

There are elements of the protagonists behaviour and reaction that are useful to model. But the book serves a better warning to businesses and politicians in terms of ‘don’t do this stuff that the mass and people in power are doing’ rather than ‘do copy the protagonists’

I don’t think I’ll watch the film when it comes out . The proposed cast don’t hit the mark for me in terms of embodying the characters in the novel.

I recommend it, but you have to know when to skim.

 

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Related Links demonstrate the obsessional focus that the book has received:

AAAARGH Comment Spam

I have far too many blogs, and I haven’t been very good at trimming out all the comment spam, but I thought I’d boost my diligence quota and get in there and mark the spam.

  • blog 1 – 130 comments (all spam), ok that didn’t take long
  • blog 2 – 90 comments (all spam), easy peasy
  • blog 3 – 40 comments (all spam), ho ho
  • blog 4 – 10,545 comments – ! gulp!

I thought Akismet was supposed to catch this…oh, it wasn’t active.

<sigh>

Mental note – perform this comment spam trimming much more regularly.

And switch on Akismet.

<Kick myself>

<Kick myself>

Rock with the Internet Archive

I always thought of the wayback machine as the internet archive, but having recently stumbled across archive.org I much prefer this. And I can rock out with  the live music archive and, in particular, warren zevon, but there are so many bands listed here that I’ll have a hard time working through them all.

But this is a great archive with lectures aplenty, and books that you’d struggle to find anywhere.

A great site.

Night Watch, Day Watch

I just watched Day Watch on DVD – the sequel to Night Watch.

I really enjoyed it – either a massive budget increase since the first film or special effects have really come down in price.

Night Watch seemed to have a well used and  relatively low budget. The story of a young man, framed into joining the ‘Night Watch’ monitoring the legal and illegal activities of the ‘dark ones’ and then fighting to retain a relationship which his son.

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Bye Bye The Destroyer

And so my obsession with the destroyer novels has come to an end. A great series of novels originally written by Warren Murphy and Richard Sapir about an ex-cop trained as an assassin to work for a secret US government sponsored agency. 149 books in total  – although I only read 135.

I loved the first 107 books.

Collecting Destroyer novels provided endless excitement. Trawling through cardboard boxes of old paperbacks looking for those elusive missing numbers – and the excitement of finding a missing book. ebay has put an end to all of that now.

The publisher managed to ruin it for my by changing the writer although some of the later writers seemed OK, but my enthusiasm for the series had waned.

But I have finally finished all the Destroyers that I own and I don’t think I’ll buy any more.

The new Destroyer series never really took off for me – despite having Jim Mullaney as writer (Jim, Murphy, Sapir and Murray wrote the best destroyers).

So bye bye Remo and Chiun – I’ll miss you.

… until of course I learn to read French and then start collecting l’implacable.

I balk at Hawk by Dan Streib

And there I stood thinking I had found a bargain picking up 3 Dan Streib Hawk books at knock down give away prices.

Much though I love pulp fiction I could find nothing to endear me towards Hawk.

For some reason the author would never consistently refer to him by one name. One sentence we call him Hawk, the next we say Mike, then we say Hawk, then we say Mike. Bah humbug. That alone ruined the books for me. Sometimes we even say Michael, or Michael Hawk.

What did they do to Tarzan?!

I used to watch the Tarzan films as a kid – great.

I used to read the Tarzan comics as a kid – fab.

I think I read one Tarzan book as a kid – illiterate slob.

But now I have built up my Tarzan book collection and have decided to work through them in sequence. Boy have I enjoyed this ride so far.

Boy did Hollywood mess Tarzan up.

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