Baby Gods

I went to a seminar tonight. What a waste of time that was. But the most annoying thing for me? Those free ballpoint pens they give out to everyone. Why would anyone with any ounce of sanity choose to give clicky ball point pens out to people. Half the idiots in the hall spend their time clickclickclickclickclicking their way through the evening, and the rest of us idiots stick it out and wanting to stab our pens into the throats of the other idiots. Burroughs was right - this is a planet of war.